Kept watching because of the tags…WORTH IT.
OH ,Y UFCKNGI GOSD
pepper potts. tells snarky famous genius billionaire playboy philanthropist to get the hell off his ass because he is acting like a 5 year old
Loki and Pep are now BFFs.
I really love how Tony is carrying his mobile-Iron Man suit briefcase. Although I doubt it was his idea. I can totally see Pepper being all “Tony you have to take your suit I don’t trust any of those crazy super people” and Tony would be like “But Pepppppeeeer, they’re my bros!” And she’s be just like, “Okay but take the case”. But secretly after he left she would call up her homegirl Tasha and tell her to keep and eye on Tony, but Nat would be like “I can’t Clint-” and Pepper would interupt and say “He built a nest again didn’t he?” And Tasha would just be like “Yeah-” then there would be a loud screech in the background followed by an impressive-sounding flip thing and the phone would cut off. So then Pepper would call up Steve and be like “Yo, I need you to watch Tony for me, he be cray.” But Steve would just be like talking into the wrong side of the phone and saying “Hello? Pepper? HELLO?! ARE YOU IN THE BOX? TONY SAID THE VOICES IN THE CELLULAR PHONE WERE NOT REAL!” Then Pepper would hang up.
In the end, Pepper would just ask Jarvis to keep an ear out for any issues and to phone her if anything happened.