whispers-between-worlds:

isthisthebestpart:

dompteuseartist:

wallacewellsbian:

weirdnessloveandscifi:

sassygayshockblanket:

redballooncomics:

boku-no-dirko:

stale-brain-cake:

forgoodnessjakes:

Good ol’ breakfast before duty!

Huh?

WHAT WAS THAT.

WOAH WHAT 

THE CRAP

WHOOOOOAA CRAP

…

HELLO SECTOR 12 THIS IS SERGEANT BISQUICK
WE NEED REINFORCEMENTS
WE ARE UNDER ATTACK 

just a calm day on the front

wait what’s that noise i think its our communication system

THIS IS COMMANDER CAKE DO U COPY

SERGEANT BISQUICK WHAT IS UR POSITION

HOLD UR POSITION MAN WE’RE COMIN FOR U

THIS IS WAR 

No you hang up

No you hang up

Hold on im getting another call

PRIVATE LUNA BAR THIS IS COMMANDER CAKE DO YOU COPY

WE ARE AT WAR

Lead us to victory, commander

THIS IS CORPORAL SWISS ROLL, REPORTING IN

I CAN’T HOLD THE ENEMY OFF MUCH LONGER

TELL MY WIFE…

TELL MY WIFE I ALWAYS LOVED HER…

THIS IS FIRST LIEUTENANT FRUIT CRISP REPORTING FROM BEHIND ENEMY LINES

IT HAS BEEN 8 DAYS FENDING OFF THE ENEMY AND OUR RATIONS ARE LOW.

HALF MY UNIT HAS BEEN BLOWN OUT, COMMANDER. THE ENEMY IS STRONG.

HOW MANY MORE LIVES MUST BE LOST FOR THIS ACCURSED WAR? WHEN WILL THE DEPRAVITY OF MAN BE SATISFIED?

What the fuck was in that cereal?

Courage.

freyjas:

ah yes the scalene triangle

tentacrab:

i fuckin told you i’d do it, owl

puffy-ecosystem:

meulinleijon:

mpregbert:

myownchoiceass:

mpregbert:

jakestarkbanner:

mpregbert:

my name is

what

my name is

who

my name is

Jugenmujugenmugokonosurikekaiaiusugesugematsufunfaimatsufunraimatsukurunetokoronisumiyapparikojiyappankojibaibobaibobaiboshuringashuringanugurindaiguindainobomboribombonanojoukyuumechousuke

-ler

aviart:

Ahhhh…………………………………………

ask-scalene-ler:

actualcannibalcalliope:

so I finally went and made my own version of Ahhyes Calene the troll (inspired partially by this one) and made a talksprite

You sir, look like the kind of person I’d like to work with! 

sassy-lesbian-lorax:

truffulajam:

rel-ecno:

gUYS

sassy-lesbian-lorax:

A scalene triangle I am
In a night of freedom I stand
No judgement is flung upon me
This triangle feels not, any hand

Ahh yes, how scalene I must be
The sight of three angles, I see
All are scalene in my great dream
But in truth, scalenes have lost glee

Equilateral pain, does gleam
With rage attacks to hurt, it seems
Mad laughs, shrill cries, malice I hear
Our lives are worth nothing, they deem

Quick sobs, so very loud with these tears
The end of our scalene lives near
For it is oppression we fear
For it is oppression we fear

(p.s. i got a 100 on this in creative writing fuck yea) 

i lITEARLLY gET THE bEST STUFf suBMITTED TO mE OH mY GOD

darkenedstreetsofderse:

ho w can u ce into my iyes 

li ke opeen door s

I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN WAITING MY ENTIRE LIFE FOR THIS

lordofsugoi:

u-ok:

robinchan33:

rollerskateking:

spine trumpet

photo by mel

IM CREY

UFCK

JENNIFER LOOK

thumbcramps:

hoosmythe:

has this been done yet