Black Friday has officially begun, may the odds be ever in your favor.
if I was in the hunger games I’d just get mcdonalds as a sponsor but instead of just eating the big macs they’d send me during the games I’d use them as bait to trap people and every time I’d made a kill I’d look up to the sky, give a thumbs and whisper “I’m lovin’ it”
today my school principal dressed up like Effie Trinket and went around screaming HAPPY HUNGER GAMES while riding around oN A SEGWAY OMFG I’M CRYING
the perks of being a tribute in the hunger games: and in that moment, i swear, we were in deep shit.
what if there were the hunger games but with once-ler askblogs all trying to take each other out
may the anons be ever in your favor
everyone is betting on one-ler winning because cannibalism
but then in the hugest upset in history
Pun-ler comes out on top
and with each death he makes a terrible pun as they die
swag tries to hide in his money “YOU CAN’T KILL ME I’M RICH AS FUCK”
but in the end even pun-ler is killed by blind-ler who wins and he doesn’t even know where he is or what he’s doing
“Where am I”
“Who gave me this knife”
“I smell blood”
“Why are people cheering”
plot twist: the queen reveals that the olympics is actually the hunger games and all the countries are pitted against each other