order-of-the-sherlockians:

ever-so-plucky:

loki-has:

omnomshawarmanoms:

loves-not-a-three-way-street:

ibeggedformercytwice:

dontgigglesherlock:

bagelbutts:

I threw a wish in the well

Don’t ask me I’ll never tell

I looked to you as it fell

And suddenly this song became the scariest song in the world

I gave you my number. I thought you might call. 

#this is worse than the satanic version

^yup

You took your time with the call

I took my time with the fall

Wow. fuck you.

theepichumor:

hey i just met you

and this is crazy

but here’s my number

so call me beep me if you wanna reach me

videohall:

Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe - Corgi Rae - Pet Parody

howbadcanyoubeonmygodlydick:

W̦̼̜͓͖̟̬͐̄̾͡h̸̰͇͔̦̦̰͛͛̆ͣ̚eͧͩ̽͑ͯ̌ͩ͏͍̫͍͔̞r̝̘̹ͭ̀̆͐͌́ẹ̳ͧ̀̓͋ͧ̌͊͞ ̶̤̣͍̮̈́ͩͦ͂y̝͈̝͈̥̜̱̓o̱̒̐ͩ̆ͣù ̛̠̪̙͕̠̹ͥͥ̅ͫt͖͇̩̦͎̙h̦̾̒ͦͣ̚̕i̧̟̬̱̘͖ͭ͊̌n̻ḱ̤̣͉͇͖́ ̈ͮ̕ͅy̓ͬ͐ͥ̾ͣ͛o̫͓̞̣ͪ̊̓͊ͨ̿ͭu̢͖͈’ͥ̐ͣ̒̐̉ͫ͏̦̦̝̯̼r͇̂̿̽̈́e͔͚̮̝̯͍͂ͮ̏̉̌̂ ̲̞͕̤ͤ͐ͭ̂̐̇͜ͅĝͦ̐̂̓o͔̰͚î̤̺̺n̹̞͇̮͖̪̅̄̾g̤̠ͥ͋̊̅͛̀ ̟̣͎̪̞̑ͣ̃ͩ̀̎ͦb̢̲̼̱͓̬͖̄̽͆ͨͅa̠͓̗̜̺͕̹̓ͮ͆ͨb̢̺͕̠̌̿ͨ̏ͯͅy̳̺̎͋͗?̻̞͐̌͒̈ͤ

partouse:

W̦̼̜͓͖̟̬͐̄̾͡h̸̰͇͔̦̦̰͛͛̆ͣ̚eͧͩ̽͑ͯ̌ͩ͏͍̫͍͔̞r̝̘̹ͭ̀̆͐͌́ẹ̳ͧ̀̓͋ͧ̌͊͞ ̶̤̣͍̮̈́ͩͦ͂y̝͈̝͈̥̜̱̓o̱̒̐ͩ̆ͣù ̛̠̪̙͕̠̹ͥͥ̅ͫt͖͇̩̦͎̙h̦̾̒ͦͣ̚̕i̧̟̬̱̘͖ͭ͊̌n̻ḱ̤̣͉͇͖́ ̈ͮ̕ͅy̓ͬ͐ͥ̾ͣ͛o̫͓̞̣ͪ̊̓͊ͨ̿ͭu̢͖͈’ͥ̐ͣ̒̐̉ͫ͏̦̦̝̯̼r͇̂̿̽̈́e͔͚̮̝̯͍͂ͮ̏̉̌̂ ̲̞͕̤ͤ͐ͭ̂̐̇͜ͅĝͦ̐̂̓o͔̰͚î̤̺̺n̹̞͇̮͖̪̅̄̾g̤̠ͥ͋̊̅͛̀ ̟̣͎̪̞̑ͣ̃ͩ̀̎ͦb̢̲̼̱͓̬͖̄̽͆ͨͅa̠͓̗̜̺͕̹̓ͮ͆ͨb̢̺͕̠̌̿ͨ̏ͯͅy̳̺̎͋͗?̻̞͐̌͒̈ͤ

Holden Caulfield: Hey I just met you
Holden Caulfield: and this is crazy
Holden Caulfield: but anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all. Thousands of little kids, and nobody's around - nobody big, I mean - except me. And I'm standing on the edge of some crazy cliff. What I have to do, I have to catch everybody if they start to go over the cliff - I mean if they're running and they don't look where they're going I have to come out from somewhere and catch them. That's all I do all day. I'd just be the catcher in the rye and all. I know it's crazy, but that's the only thing I'd really like to be.
Holden Caulfield: so don't even call me, you're a phony

pitbap:

man, i hope loki spent the whole trip back to asgard humming the most annoying songs known to man over and over and over again through the gag

annieandobama:

andiwouldgiveallthisandheaventoo:

ahah

this is the only one that legitimately made me laugh omg

annieandobama:

andiwouldgiveallthisandheaventoo:

ahah

this is the only one that legitimately made me laugh omg

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