Imagine if Tumblr had this thing
where you unfollowed someone, it came up with a little multiple choice thing
“Thank you for unfollowing [tumblrname], although we will be sad to see you go. Please share five seconds with us to tell us why you unfollowed.
[]Offensive
[]Inappropriate
[]Conflicting Interests
[] Homestuck
[] Other (please type below)”
April 2012
visual metaphors
Reblog if Once-ler
we’re more than soulm8s
we’re soulm9s
- a teacher walks into a bar
- guy: can i buy you a drink?
- teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
So this amuses me :)
For all the Normaler shippers: Like father like daughter.
imagine how weird our society would be if pEOPLE RANDOMLY STARTED SCREAMING MIDSENTENCE LIKE WE DO ON THE INTERNET
How the memories taste
…Finally, the first Lorax story ever. Loosely based on Sassy’s IOAY, and part inspired by Digi-Draws-Sometimes (whose fics I, as a Lorax group co-mod on dA, happen to read quite often).
Warning: don’t read on an empty stomach. 8{D
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“…Long, long time ago he was seen as a deity who wandered the valley here, protecting the trees and animals. (…) People used to make offerings to him every Winter in hopes of a bountiful harvest in Springtime.”
~TheSassyLorax, “In Our Autumn Years”, Ch. 3
Ripe like a good large Truffula fruit, that’s how he felt right now, - and, just like overripe fruits are, ready to split any moment. Heavily leaning against Once-ler’s side; bright eyes narrowed to content crescents; paws licked clean and tucked to the chin; bushy mustache still preserving the scent and taste of the scrumptious things he’d tried. And the warmth. The warmth flooding him from within and making his orange fur emit a soft glow.
How long he’d been missing it.
Fanfic of fanfic! Oh my gosh~~!!! I loved it; thank you so much! It was so adorable and Lorax glowing is a great idea! And poor old Oncie at the end. Aw…
“[I’d like to] make it a good, kinda wild western yarn and try to leave the angst behind. I mean, there’s always going to be angst on this show, but I think we’ve kinda wrung it out a lot this year. So we might lighten it up a tad next year.”
- Bob Singer on Season 8
sometimes he worries he’ll forget their names.
but then, most of the time when he’s thinking it, he remembers.
he’s so relieved.
his nurse (the one who isn’t meg) says the role play is good. she’s nice. she complains about her husband a lot, but she’s nice. she says ‘smile it increases your face value’.
she says that line is from a movie.
he hopes that they smile. social interactions go better when you smile.
and he hopes he doesn’t do anything stupid with his hands. sometimes he doesn’t know what to do with them, and they hang all funny - and other times he just can’t seem to understand why they are there. he thinks he doesn’t have hands most of the time. it’s peculiar.
but maybe he’ll turn around from the window.
they watched a movie in the rec room and some guy did that - turned around real slow at a window. and it looked really neat. he’s been practicing that on meg. she seems to get what he’s doing and rolls her eyes a lot…but the guy looked so neat. he was wearing a suit and smoking a cigar.
cas doesn’t have a cigar. or a suit. but he has his coat.
cas thought that’s how i want to do it.
i’ll do it like that.
hello dean.
sam.
he really hopes he doesn’t forget their names.
sometimes he does and he feels like a dummy, but he won’t. he’s just gotta practice.
hello dean.
sam.
Shia Labeouf
I searched Shia LeBeouf in soundcloud and found this.
i won’t rest until everyone listens to this
Shia Labeouf
I searched Shia LeBeouf in soundcloud and found this.
i won’t rest until everyone listens to this
I just thought of Dean visiting Cas in the mental hospital and he lays in the bed holding Cas singing Hey Jude trying to calm him down.
BRAIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING
My english class
- author: she didn't want to eat dinner because she doesn't like chicken noodle soup
- english teacher: even though it doesn't say it, we can infer that 17 years ago she encountered an attack from chickens while on a trip to africa visiting her great aunt who was dying from pneumonia which she got from chickens that were being harvested for the great feast
Running for your life
From Shia Labeouf
He’s brandishing a knife
It’s Shia Labeouf
Lurking in the Shadoooooooows
Hollywood Superstar Shia Labeouf
- porn site: are you over the age of eighteen?
- fifteen year old: ...umm... yes *clicks yes*
- porn site:
- fifteen year old:
- cop: *bust down the door* PUT THE PORN DOWN
- fifteen year old: *starts crying*
- cop: *pistol whips the fifteen year old* BUSTY ASIAN BABES? NOT ON MY WATCH
The Wolves (Act I And II)
Bon Iver
The Wolves (Act I and II) - Bon Iver
do you ever feel like you like someone a lot more than they like you and then start to feel like you’re just annoying them because while you always want to talk to them they probably don’t always want to talk to you and it stresses you out a lot and then you just start to feel really depressed about it
- I WISH I GOT MESSAGES SOMETIMES
- I like to answer peoples questions
- even if they think they’re stupid and not important
- so many blogs get irritated by questions but I don’t
- Asshole: God is real and if you aren't religious then you will go to hell! MAY GOD SAVE YOU!
- Asshole: God isn't real and if you believe in any of that shit you're stupid and should never breed.
- Atheist: I don't believe in God, but I respect the beliefs of others.
- Theist: I believe in God, but I don't mind if you don't believe in him.
- Deist: I dunno man there's some shit up there what more do you want sit down eat a sandwich