May 2012
- Friend: If you get a clone and have sex with it, is that masturbation or regular sex?
- Me: I don't know why don't you ask the Once-ler.
- Friend:
- Me:
- Friend:
- Me: Wait this isn't the internet.
- Me: Fuck you I'm hilarious.
Justin Timberlake - Sexy Back
I’m bringing sexyback
The other boys don’t know how to act
I think it’s special what’s behind your back
So turn around and I’ll pick up the slack
Dirty babe! See these shackles baby I’m your slave
I’ll let you whip me if I misbehave
It’s just that no one makes me feel this way.
- Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
- Me: *Scrolls past*
“summer cerulean” is not an eye color.
it isn’t.
#don’t #no i’m serious #don’t #don’t go there #it’s a slippery slope from ‘summer cerulean’ as an eye color #to ‘holy wand of man juice’ as a euphemism for penis #just saying
Play
2:02
you’re walking in the woods
there’s no one around and your phone is dead
out of the corner of your eye
you spot him
reasons to cry
- being almost out of tea
- actually being out of tea
- being too lazy to get up and make more tea
- having no one around to bring you more tea









