- Friend: If you get a clone and have sex with it, is that masturbation or regular sex?
- Me: I don't know why don't you ask the Once-ler.
- Me: Wait this isn't the internet.
- Me: Fuck you I'm hilarious.
- Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
- Me: *Scrolls past*
“summer cerulean” is not an eye color.
you’re walking in the woods
there’s no one around and your phone is dead
out of the corner of your eye
you spot him